You see, I’m a definite summer lover. When August 2014 rolls around, I’m already yearning for June of 2015. The way I see it, some people need coffee and I need summer and warmth. It’s a fact. Why do other seasons even exist, by the way? I mean, spring and I are totally on speaking terms, but me and those two other dudes haven’t spoken since I was about ten. I don’t know, man… It’s just, my hair gets frizzy, I have to wear 500 layers of clothes, the flu comes to visit, there’s rain and wind and thunderstorms… Gross, right? Anyway, we soldiered on through what felt like 86 years of winter and here we are, literally on the verge of spring and summer! Yay! I can almost taste those thousands of ice creams I’ll binge eat, heh. Since we’re almost in the middle of the best time of the year, I put together a little list of all my summer essentials. Maxi dresses are a must, as well as wedges and sandals. Royal blue everything, bright nail polish at all times, aviator sunglasses (cannot wait to try those flashy colors!) and a bright lip that suits your complexion. If all else fails, just put on some shorts and a tee. It's summer. Let your hair down, girls. Yay!
My brain is so confused right now so this post will make about zero sense, pretty much like life lately and whatnot. Okay! *clasps hands* ... Let's talk about how awesome it is that high waisted jeans are everywhere nowadays and how I've bought 3 pairs in the last two weeks... but hey, who's counting? Now my collection of jeans amounts to a grand total of 4. Yes, I'm a typical teenager who wears jeans, Nike's and a cropped top slash boob tube... #not! Um, what else... My driver's license just came in the mail! Yay me! Such a grownup, I can't even take it. I was calmly sipping my juice in preschool just yesterday?! What you mean I'm 19?!? Cue panic attack... And guess what, people?! It's sunny and warm in Narnia! Yes! I'm so delighted I feel tears rush to my eyes. Alert! Spring is coming, you guys! This is not a drill!
Oh, and by the way... Happy women's day, my fellow humans who endure periods, childbirth, cramps, cellulite, heavy breasts and cooking for all these starved and ungrateful men. Wimps! Wonder women is what we all are, gorgeous girls. Enjoy your day and this ridiculously pointless post! Consider this my gift. Or don't. It's whatevs.